I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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