SEEEEXXX PLEASE
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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