i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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