I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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