don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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