I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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