By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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