I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I yelled at your uterus for you.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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