On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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