You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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