what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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