Christians are straight up FREAKS
You're so nebulous sometimes
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I currently don't understand fingers.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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