It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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