Plan B is the new Plan A
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
