Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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