What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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