what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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