There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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