I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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