she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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