we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
handjob tips. give me some.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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