I swear she didn't look like that last week.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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