i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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