How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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