i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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