Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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