no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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