I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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