i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We're too hungover to prance.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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