there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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