Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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