she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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