i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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