How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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