her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I still have a little drunk in my system
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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