so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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