I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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