Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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