i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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