YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
No subtext here. People are naked.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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