Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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