Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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