me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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