Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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