I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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