I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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