You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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