AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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