did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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