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You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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