Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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