I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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