Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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