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Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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