You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i already hear my dad disowning me
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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